How Would You Get Even With An Ex-Lover?

Would it be ok to send a box of dog poop through the mail?How Would You Get Even With An Ex-Lover?
Dog poop in the mail is a classic....however, crap in the dryer is FAR better. Kind of hard to work out with an ex though. Any chance he/she uses a public laundrymat. It would be a real shame if you just happened to be there at the same time with a little baggied treasure in you purse.





It would be a real spy mission to get it in there when they are not looking, but it WOULD make the impression you are looking for.How Would You Get Even With An Ex-Lover?
quit being such a girl and just move on.
I knew a vindictive ex who cut off all the guys suits at the knees and filled his shoes with dog poo. I thought that was rather extreme, though.
Fly over him like a bird and crap on his head!
i've always thought the fake STD test showing positive results was great fun...
Don't do anything. It will drive the person nuts wondering what you are going to do. It will leave your conscience free and clear as well.
A poke in the eye.
That would be awesome but I cut off all ties with my exes.
The best revenge is looking hotter without him. SO GET TO WORK, GIRLIE!!





wouldn't it be more fun to fling the poo at his car??